Tuesday 7 May 2019

Cleaning


My mother tells me that when my brother was young and had obviously just been weened onto a bottle he would throw up a lot.  His vomiting never seemed to upset him or stop him from doing whatever he wanted.  He would crawl around the house leaving a trail of vomit behind him.  We (or rather my parents) found out later that he had a food intolerance that was causing him to reject food.  It seems that I gave myself the job of chief vomit cleaner.  He was around six months old and I was all of two.  I would follow him around the house wielding a (somewhat soiled, one suspects) cloth nappy (or diaper for any Americans) cleaning up vomit spills as they occurred.  I am guessing my mother then followed me around, cleaning my cleaning.  She may even have wished that I desist from rubbing vomit into the carpet with my trusty cleaning cloth.